That Was a Big Fat Lie

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I kind of believed you when you said your nights were lone - ly

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Until the day that I came by;

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But when you whispered that I was your one and on - ly,

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That was a big fat lie.


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I should have been wiser than I was, and seen right through you,

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But the moon got in  my  eye;

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That stuff about I never lived until  I  knew  you,

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That was a big fat lie.


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You must have started to fib when you were wearing a bib

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And such a hab - it's hard to break;

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A little lie is okay, but when you lie night and day,

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That's more than even I can take.


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You told me we oughta marry, and I let you sway me,

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Kissed my happy days good - bye;

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And when you told that man you'd honor and  o - bey me,

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That, baby, was a big fat lie.

Spoken:


Lets face it you're no George Washington

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An over exaggeration  of a super pre - var - i - ca - tion -- 

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Just a big fat lie.